| !bonk | To horny jail you go! |
| !9000 | IT'S OVER IT |
| !balls | MADE OUT OF STEEL! |
| !bully | but y tho? :'c |
| !cheeky | You cheeky dickwaffle! |
| !cheeki | breeki ivdamvke! |
| !chickens | Look at them! |
| !nani | WHAT?! |
| !profanity | You better watch it |
| !stroke | sometimes am potato |
| !uwu | If you ever wondered how to pronounce it |
| !damage | It’s quite a lot, actually |
| !disappointed | For disapproval of the hercules kind |
| !eddiepls | eddi pls |
| !fanfare | No XP for you though |
| !fbi | Time to check your browser history |
| !finishhim | Not in a sexual way |
| !oof | Little brother of megaoof |
| !rum | Where is it?! |
| !spotted | Enemy... Somewhere... Not good |
| !whyu | no bulli ;_; |
| !kgb | Done anything... illegal lately? |
| !killthefun | Oh... why don't you just, kill all the fun? |
| !megaoof | Use responsibly... I know you won't though |
| !megauwu | What have I done |
| !missionfailed | WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME |
| !myship | Please stop blowing holes in it! |
| !owo | ...owo! |
| !sajos | AHH MOTHERLAND |
| !thinking | HMMMMMMMMMMMM |
| !doitagain | Goofy no! |
| !wooh | Dicey sure has a high pitch |
| !wow | very anime |
| !yeet | THEY'RE EMPTY |
| !yeh | ...Yeh! |
| !yourhair | What are you, gay? |
| !doingit | doin it doin it doin it wow! |
| !kiss | Throw a smooch! |
| !heavyisdead | YES. HE DIED! |
| !sheep | It's a sheep! ...though something seems off? |